Yeah yeah, I know. Its supposed to be not me MONDAY. But its Friday. Trust me.
I am NOT sick.
I did NOT have to go to the doctor, instead of enjoying my Friday agility class.
He did NOT get worried about how weak I was, and he most definitely did NOT give me a shot you-know-where.
It did NOT hurt like crazy and then make me limp.
I did NOT come home with a bunch of nasty prescriptions, and then crawl into bed.
I did NOT take a long nap in the middle of the day when I have a ton of things to do.
I did NOT change into my robe and jammies at 6 pm on what was supposed to be Date Night. Not me. Not me Friday.